Michael is FREAKING CHAPPED right now.

It's December 18 2025.

Michael, why aren't you hydrating right now?!

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It's 34.0 degrees, humidity is 39.0 and the wind is blowing 23.0 mph. Holy crap. Oh also the UV index is 0.0 which may or may not matter.