Michael is FREAKING CHAPPED right now.

It's January 01 2026.

New year, still chapped af.

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It's 46.0 degrees, humidity is 31.0 and the wind is blowing 7.0 mph. Holy crap. Oh also the UV index is 0.0 which may or may not matter.